Cool things about me:

  • Instead of white blood cells, I have blue blood cells, and the doctors call them Eli Mannings

  • I have perfected the Happy Gilmore Swing (see below)

  • Sunsets inspire me 

  • I write awful poetry when I’m bored (usually about sunsets)

  • A few years ago I started a craft beer bar in Stuart, Florida

  • I once sold my soul working as a financial advisor

  • My girlfriend and I created an Instagram that makes fun of foodies.